Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Delusional NFL DDC Member Thinks the Cubs are Worth Support

Chicago (AP): With less than a month to go until the 2008 Chicago NFL-DDC at Cog Hill, final preparations are underway and details are being finalized. Matt Nolan held a press conference at the Haray Caray statue outside of beautiful Wrigley Field this morning to announce that the final two bleacher tickets for the competitors and their ladies for the May 18th Cubs v. Pirates game had been procured. "This is a big step for the DDC,"said Nolan, grinning in the wake of the Cubs' 7-1 win on Monday night that gave the Northsiders their first 13-6 start in over 20 years. "Now we'll all be able to watch the 2008 World Series Champion Chicago Cubs defeat the Pirates again, just like they have in their first six meetings this season." When reminded that he is the only Cubs fan who will be competing in the NFL-DDC, Nolan shrugged and remarked, "that's only one of us who's winning a World Series AND the Birdie this year, then." Because of increased traffic on Lakeshore and Grace St. near Nolan's apartment, Chicago commuters are encouraged to drive Halsted St. to and from work in the mornings at least until May 19th.

1 comment:

  1. Cubs Win, Cubs Win! 14-6 and 1st place by a game and a half, baby

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