Thursday, April 24, 2008

Nolan/Ostrander Pick Up Yet Another Set of Endorsements

Columbus, OH - In a late night press conference from an undisclosed location somewhere in central Ohio, a joint press conference was called by Justin Boren, Osama bin Laden, William Ayers, Kim Jong Il, and Cobra Commander to issue their support of Matt Nolan and Michael Ostander in the 2008 NFL DDC. Upon hearing this news former supporters of Nolan and Ostrander, including Michigan Head Coach Rich Rodriguez and former Coach Lloyd Carr, immediately renounced their support and declared support for Team Roush-Stachowiak. Kathy and Shemy Schembechler also came out and said that their late husband and father, Bo Schembechler, would be rolling over in his grave if he knew the current situation. The Michigan Supreme Court has invalidated Schembechler's will on public policy grounds and declared it illegal for any Michigan resident, former resident, or alumnus from any institution in Michigan to declare support for anyone other than Roush and Stachowiak.
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 24, 2008 at 10:03 AM

    Erroneous.

    What is this, a report from the Weekly World News???

    This website is a joke.

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  2. AnonymousApril 24, 2008 at 10:14 AM

    Like the Michigan Supreme Court has more jurisdiction than Bo's Ghost - please.

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  3. AnonymousApril 24, 2008 at 10:20 AM

    Additionally, do you really think we are going to trust any news coming out of Columbus?

    Nice try. Good luck to Roush/Stachowiak in the endorsement battle...you'll need it!

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  4. AnonymousApril 24, 2008 at 2:43 PM

    I think there was a mistake and they meant that I support Nolan/Ostrander, not Schembechler

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  5. AnonymousApril 25, 2008 at 11:14 AM

    i love the ddc lives here banner

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