Mad Props to the Wife

My wife is great and as such she needs a great nickname to be used on this blog. I traditionally do not use nicknames as I prefer to call everyone by their given name or "jerk." Since my wife does not qualify as a "jerk" (far from it) and I don't want to use her given name online (even though everyone that reads this probably knows her) I need to come up with an alias. I was reading David Feherty's blog and he calls his wife "She Who Must Be Obeyed." I liked that one a lot but I am not going to straight up steal another man's wife's online nickname plus I don't want to give the impression that my wife is some evil force that calls forth all the demons in hell just because I forgot to but the seat down (or up in some cases). So world, come up with a good name and you win an official Bubba Tunes congratulations.