Chicago (AP): With less than a month to go before the NFLDDC at Cog Hill, not much has been heard out of the Roush/Stachowiak camp. Many DDC followers speculate they are keeping a low profile due to their strict practice routine with Tiger Woods. However, details are starting to leak out about a concert/rally for Roush/Stachowiak fans that will rival Woodstock in popularity and historical significance. This rally, called “Bring Back the Birdie 2008”, will be an all day event held on Thursday May 17th at Millennium Park in Chicago in the shadows of Nolan’s office. “We want Nolan and Ostrander to know Mike and Jim are coming for them and they have an army of support twice the size of Arnie’s” said Bring Back the Birdie 2008 organizer Tony Snow, “That’s why were holding this at Millennium Park, we want Nolan to see first hand the gallery that he is going to be up against.” The roster of bands playing this concert has not been finalized, but The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Poison, Eminem, Neil Diamond, the Good Piano Guy from Pluggers, Miley Cyrus, the Killers, Tom Petty, Run DMC, Brooks and Dunn, Vanilla Ice, Chuck Berry, Bob Seger, Toby Keith, and Bon Jovi have all pledged their support for Roush and Stachowiak and will participate in this concert. “Bands from Drum Corp International have expressed interest, but no fan of Mike and Jim is interested in that crap” said Snow. Also expected at this rally is the release of Chicago legend Wesley Willis’ “The Birdie is the Greatest Trophy in the History of the World”. As if all of that weren’t enough a spokesman for Sen. John McCain said earlier today that since it’s inception, Sen. McCain has always been a fan of the DDC and Roush and Stachowiak and that he wouldn’t miss the chance to make an appearance at their rally. Sen. McCain runs his campaign on the same principles Roush and Stachowiak play the DDC, truth, justice, kicking ass, and the American way.
Follow up:
Sen. McCain’s office has released a statement saying that this press release was in draft form (his staffer had a meeting mid draft) when the other story with quotes from Iowa was released this morning. “This morning’s Iowa comments were misconstrued. Never did I endorse Nolan and Ostrander, I’ll leave that to people like Kwame Kilpatrick. Also, I certainly don’t endorse anything Ostrander says when drunk. I am 100% behind Roush and Stachowiak in the DDC” said Sen. McCain. More on this story as it develops.
GOD ENDORSES NOLAN/OSTRANDER
Chicago (AP): At a 1:23pm (CST) press conference this afternoon, held at heaven (Wrigley Field), God endorsed Nolan and Ostrander to win the 2008 Chicago NFL-DDC at Cog Hill. Despite the fact that God can pretty much make whomever he wants to win, organizers confirmed plans to actually contest the event, citing a desire to keep the fans and the media happy.
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will that banner be flying anywhere in chicago that weekend.
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