Since we last left our hero...

Okay so I have been a bit slow on the blogging lately but I have good excuses. As you all have read in the news, I lost the DDC again this year. Lesser men would cry and waste away into nothingness, but I am better than most men. I just got pissed. After I got back from Chicago I immediately went on a three day golfing trip to the Lake of the Ozarks. I did not shoot the best rounds of my life but the last nine holes were definitely my best so I ended on a high note. I then traveled another few hundred miles and went to my wife's cousin's wedding in Central Illinois. There I learned how to plant crops, barbecue enough meat to literally choke a horse, and how to dispose of a dead horse. I then travelled back to St. Louis and started my summer job. Here is what I have learned Rule13 = Scary ass shit. I now plan on eating food. I am too freaked out about breaking any model rules so that is all I will say for now. Suffice it to say I am a big baller and all you people better step. (That last sentence is false and is mostly an homage to my freshman year roommate for some reason as he his a baller and did make people step, as long as they swung from his tip.)