Once Upon a Time in Mexico (and Mexican Airports)

Who knew that the famous Antonio Banderas-Johnny Depp-Eva Mendes-Salma Hayek-Mickey Rouke-Willem Dafoe-Cheech Marin-Enrique Iglesias collabo might be turn out to be prophesy? According to a report by the U.S. Joint Forces Command on worldwide threats, the Mexican government could rapidly and suddenly collapse because of the threats imposed on the state by violent gangs and drug cartels. In the face of this bad publicity, the Mexican government has ordered its ambassadors and embassies to promote a positive image of Mexico. The result was a Japanese man trying to pull a Tom Hanks:



Mexico is so well loved by visitors they never want to leave...its airports. Apparently the attraction of Mexican airports has reached frenzied heights as people, dolphins, and otters are clammering to get to Mexican airports.





For my money though, nothing beats an airport in the good ol' U.S.A.