SILCON VALLEY, CA (Reuters) -- In a major coup, the world famous blog, Fairly Accurately Rated, has endorsed Team Roush/Stachowiak in the 2009 NFL DDC. A post early this morning praised the team’s effort and resilience despite poor results for the past three years, “While they may not have brought the Birdie home recently, they have stuck to it and fought hard. With the tournament being held in St. Louis, we here at F.A.R. have a good feeling about their chances. Go Jim and Mike!”
The post was removed quickly under mysterious circumstances and hacking may be to blame for the shocking endorsement. On a condition of anonymity a source at F.A.R. had this to say, “F*** those guys. They will not win this golf tournament.”
Today has marked a significant increase in public figures endorsing the teams. Here they are:
Roush/Stachowiak:
Rich Rodriguez, Lloyd Carr, the Family of Bo Schembechler, the Pope, Barack Obama, Jud Heathcote, The estates of Adolf Hitler, Woody Hayes, and Sadaam Hussein, the ghosts of Pontius Pilate and Pol Pot, Osama Bin Laden, Bento Mussolini, The Iron Sheik, King King Bundy, Sid, and The Powers of Pain.
Nolan/Ostrander
Dave Bing, Jim Tressel, Mark Dantonio, Gargamel, the Shredder, Kang, Skeletor, the forces of Cobra, Lex Luthor, The Joker, Bernie Madoff, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Mullah Omar, and the H1N1 virus.
Vice President Joe Biden has thrown his support behind Ben Hogan winning the tournament even though Mr. Hogan has been dead for 12 years.
As the tournament gets closer further endorsements are bound to become public and it is hoped that law enforcement officials from around the world will be there to arrest, capture, or kill most of those making endorsements.
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