World, I am new to blogging so you have to give me time to fit posting new things into my routine. I have a life and I can't have you guys breaking that up. In between school, sleep, and food I don't have time for typing stuff just for your voyeuristic tendencies. Shame on you. Shame.
Holy crap I realize that I have written all this and there hasn't been any humor. Damn it. I wish there was a way to erase what I already wrote and insert a joke or something. Crap. Why did I say that? I should have just typed in a joke there so you would laugh. ARGH! What am I doing? This is insane. Just write a joke...anything...chicken crossed the road...anything. AAAHHHH. Okay here we go joke time. Um....uh.....okay I've got one. Stop me if you've heard it before. Okay, there was this farmer and one day while he was plowing in the field he came across this snake. He was just about to kill the snake when it yelled, "Stop don't kill me." The farmer could not believe the snake could talk...wait, that joke takes forever to tell and the punch line isn't worth the trouble. Oh, wait, I know...Knock, knock....Hey! I said "knock, knock"...Well if you aren't going to say "Who's there?" then what is the point of me continuing? It is quite obvious you just aren't interested in having fun. See if I try to tell you a joke again....
I will try to post more frequently. While I am no Mark Twain of the blogosphere I do hope to at least get to the level of Louis L'Amour. So just keep tuning in and I promise this garbage will soon be readable.
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