BREAKING NEWS
Matt Nolan would like to remind the participants of the NFL DDC 2008 in Chicago that the event is being held in a "f***ing neighborhood, not a college town" and that only whispers will be tolerated while in the city.
In related news, Nina Tito will have a taste of her first NFL DDC experience. An exception was made to the previous wives only rule considering Shannon Wade was involved before being engaged, and though not a wife or fiance, Nina was granted special clearance privileges as a girlfriend of current co-champion Matt Nolan. Speaking of champions,when asked about their chances to repeat defending champion Michael Ostrander said he is worried about his tolerance during the weekend since he's dieting. "I get drunk faster and easier, but maybe weighing a few pounds less will allow me to out drive Jim by 30 more yards" says Ostrander.
Meanwhile, the women involved are wondering how an entire website has been devoted to the event. Shannon Wade reflects, "I remember when Michael said he got together and golfed with his friends once a year on the day of the NFL draft and I thought it was nice thing to do. Two years later he was making me ship out golf balls he had engraved especially for each team in the event and I realized there was a lot more too it." The girls are no longer taking a backseat to a weekend of ridiculous golf tales, myths, and trophies that were created by the recipients and affectionately named "Birdie". Pictures of the women having fun will be what gets displayed on our mantels now!
Warning: Bring your own Diet Coke.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.