Monday, February 11, 2008

Poll Malfunction

As you can see to the right of this post, there has been a malfunction with the NFL DDC poll. It appears that Team Nolan-Ostrander (Team NO) has received more votes than Team Roush-Stachowiak (Team Kick Ass). Appearances can be deceiving. I have heard from the nice folks at Blogger and they have told me that there is no way Team No can ever poll better than Team Kick Ass and there must be some bug in the program. Until this problem is rectified there will be harsh penalties to anyone that votes for Team No. This penalty may come in any form so just watch yourself. One day you would be surfing the net and then BOOM! INTERNET CLOSED! That is right I will close off your access to the internet. You know I have the power. Just check out the extent of my technological know-how:

Hyperlink.

That's right, I know how to send you to any website I want just by clicking on some underlined blue words. You are just lucky that this time it is to a Michigan Blog and not right out of the internet.

PS--This is not voter intimidation. If you think it is just watch out because I will get you.

5 comments:

  1. I had no idea you were helping to bring back the old guard - Heil, Roush!

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  2. Thank god someone else knows how to do this "Democracy" thing.

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  3. You allow any votes against you? Weak.

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  4. I would vote Nolan/Ostrander 6 and 5, but I can't use a computer because I'm dead. Thanks for rubbing it in.

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  5. i like your style hombre

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