I just ask that you don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

Rudy Gay wants you! I know there are a million jokes that could be made about Mr. Gay's name but I don't want to stoop to a third grade sense of humor (he he...Gay). Gay wants people to film themselves doing slam dunks so that he can copy them and win the NBA Slam Dunk Contest. Now I haven't watched a slam dunk contest since Michael Jordan was in his prime because everything that can be done has been done. Any dunk that is attempted now is either a repeat or just plain lame. I saw one where the dunker (I have forgotten who now) went up to dunk a ball and while he was at the apex of the jump slapped a sticker on the back board. Yeah it was cool that he could jump so high but there already is a contest for high jumpers, it's called the "high jump." Whatever you do, Rudy, don't try this one or you might get sued.